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The Evening Courier

Our picture: Hollstadt, 3 March 2002, before. You can tell which. Kalnor.sw is acquired by Norrwick Brewery.

The Roll as published by the War Ministry

PrivateMarkus Birk, of HollhausenThe 4th Marsh Regimentenemy fire25 February 2002the Order of the Reed

As issued by the War Ministry. The Courier adds nothing.

The front line is at the Reed Line. No change.

Courts and Assembly

What the Assembly did while you were at work.

28 February 2002. The Schools (Amendment) Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 54 votes to 2. Applies to children between 5 and 15. Comes into force on 1 January 2003. It changes The Schools (Amendment) Act. Nobody cheered.

28 February 2002. The Calendar Licensing (Amendment) Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 40 votes to 19. Administered by the Ministry of Chronology. Offences under this Act are tried before the Court of Chronological Offences. It changes The Calendar Licensing Regulation Act. It took them all afternoon.

27 February 2002. An Act for the Better Licensing of Motorway goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 38 votes to 25. Provides 223468 marka for works between Salzhafen and Wasserdorf. Comes into force on 1 January 2003. It took them all afternoon.

26 February 2002. An Act for the Better Improvement of Sealed Archive goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 34 votes to 20. Administered by the Ministry of Chronology. Offences under this Act are tried before the Court of Chronological Offences. You will notice, or you will not.

The High Court. Rusk v. Brack: Concerning a contract for reed bundles not delivered. Ruling: for the defendant. You should have seen the faces.

Money

The Courier's shopping basket.

Bread 416.6 pfen the loaf. Beer 624.9 pfen the litre. A day's work pays 76.03 marka. A room costs 266.1 marka the month. The Exchange closed the year at 58,652.50. Bank rate 4.01 per cent.

The War Appropriation this year: 161,519,157 marka. Sixty-three to nil.

Born, wed, gone.

183 births, 119 weddings, 162 deaths this week. Population 716,272.

On this day

190 years ago. The marsh guide Piet Ollen arrives at the Marschau garrison at dusk with a sealed dispatch. It is a declaration of war from the Kingdom of Hichistan, in a script the garrison clerk transcribes phonetically. Ollen says he was given it 'at the far edge' by 'men in grey'. Report.

189 years ago. The spring fair opens at Marschau. 500 head of cattle change hands. Prices are described as firm. Report.

Programmes of the day: the wireless.

Sport

Pfahl. The League of 2001 went to Hollstadt Workers. Full table.

ClubWL
Hollstadt Workers193
Norrwick Printers157
Marschau Garrison157
Altstadt Pfahl Club139
Grauburg Fortress1210
Vellmar Wardens1210
Tarnmund Lake1210
Reedside Athletic1111
Weinfeld Vintners814
Kessel Iron715
Ostrabruck Bridge517
Brennholt Farmers319

The Courier's man on the bank rates the champions' stake-men 9 out of ten and the ferry 3.

The Stars

Aries A letter you expected does not come. Buy bread early.
Taurus A door sticks. Oil it before it matters.
Gemini Two invitations for the same evening. Take the nearer.
Cancer A debt is paid to you in kind. Take it.
Leo You will be thanked in public. Look modest.
Virgo A form arrives. Fill it in the same day.
Libra Two people want your opinion. Give it to neither.
Scorpio Someone is keeping something from you. It is probably a cake.
Sagittarius Good news from a cousin. It costs you a stamp.
Capricorn Do not lend the ladder.
Aquarius The weather turns. So does a friend, briefly.
Pisces The water is high. Stay on the causeway.

The Courier crossword

Today's crossword

Solution in tomorrow's Courier. The setter is not responsible for the Grand Chancellor's name being awkward. Fill it in online. Yesterday's habit, today's solution.

Printed and published at Vellmar by The Evening Courier. One pfen. Registered under the Press Act. Casualty figures as published by the War Ministry.

From the Courier's digitised back issues, every evening since 4 September 1871. Reproduced as printed.