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The Evening Courier

Our picture: Vellmar, 18 September 1997, photographed for the Courier as the light went. The Court of Chronological Offences rules in The Crown v. M. V.: fined and the item sealed.

The Roll as published by the War Ministry

No names this week. Good.

The front line is at the Reed Line. No change.

Courts and Assembly

What the Assembly did while you were at work.

19 September 1997. The Apprentices (Amendment) Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 40 votes to 19. Applies to children between 5 and 12. It changes The Apprentices (Amendment) Act. Nobody cheered.

The Court of Chronological Offences. The Crown v. M. V.: Concerning possession of an unyear record (a gravestone) found at Weinwick. Ruling: fined and the item sealed. The Courier was there.

The Regional Court of The Osmoor. Norrholt v. Fromm: Concerning an article in The Schwartzistan Herald. Ruling: dismissed: fair comment. The gallery was half empty by lunch.

Money

Money. Yours, mostly going.

Bread 375.1 pfen the loaf. Beer 562.7 pfen the litre. A day's work pays 66.33 marka. A room costs 232.15 marka the month. The Exchange closed the year at 58,679.90. Bank rate 3.81 per cent.

The War Appropriation this year: 143,092,891 marka. Sixty-three to nil.

Born, wed, gone.

185 births, 100 weddings, 173 deaths this week. Population 711,263.

On this day

190 years ago. A storm strips roofs in Hochstadt and fells the old lime in Ostra Street. Report.

190 years ago. Oberholt marks the 600th anniversary of its charter with a procession along Garrison Square. Report.

Programmes of the day: the wireless.

Sport

Pfahl. The League of 1996 went to Norrwick Printers. Full table.

ClubWL
Norrwick Printers193
Marschau Garrison166
Hollstadt Workers157
Tarnmund Lake139
Vellmar Wardens139
Reedside Athletic139
Altstadt Pfahl Club1210
Ostrabruck Bridge1012
Grauburg Fortress814
Weinfeld Vintners715
Brennholt Farmers418
Kessel Iron220

Player of the season, says the Courier: whoever planted the last stake. Ten out of ten.

The Stars

Aries You will be asked the time. Give the licensed one.
Taurus Eat the eel. It is good for you.
Gemini Two invitations for the same evening. Take the nearer.
Cancer Stay near the water. It is where you are happiest.
Leo You will be thanked in public. Look modest.
Virgo Your papers are in order. Keep them that way.
Libra The scales tip your way on Thursday.
Scorpio Do not travel east this week. There is no reason to.
Sagittarius You will be late. Leave earlier than that.
Capricorn The Ministry writes. Write back.
Aquarius Drink the beer, not the water.
Pisces The water is high. Stay on the causeway.

The Courier crossword

Today's crossword

Across runs across. Down runs down. Solution tomorrow. Do not send in almanacs. Fill it in online. Yesterday's habit, today's solution.

Printed and published at Vellmar by The Evening Courier. One pfen. Registered under the Press Act. Casualty figures as published by the War Ministry.

From the Courier's digitised back issues, every evening since 4 September 1871. Reproduced as printed.