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The Evening Courier

Our picture: Kessel, 12 February 1976, after. You can tell which. Fenost Media is wound up. 350 jobs are lost at Kessel.

The Roll as published by the War Ministry

The Ministry sent no names. The Courier is glad of it.

The front line is at the Reed Line. No change.

Courts and Assembly

The Assembly this week, in words of one syllable where possible.

12 February 1976. The Railway Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 35 votes to 3. Provides 132440 marka for works between Reedtal and Hollstadt. You will notice, or you will not.

9 February 1976. The Almanac Inspection Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 42 votes to 17. Administered by the Ministry of Chronology. Offences under this Act are tried before the Court of Chronological Offences. Comes into force on 1 January 1977. You will notice, or you will not.

9 February 1976. The Markets Regulation Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly by 43 votes to 16. Sets the duty at 7 pfen in the marka. You will notice, or you will not.

8 February 1976. The Requisition Regulation Act goes through. Passed by the Assembly without a division. Charged to the Annual War Appropriation. Passed unanimously, as is customary for measures concerning the Line. You will notice, or you will not.

The Regional Court of The Ostrand. Brenn v. Deisberg: Concerning smoke from a brickworks at Brennholt. Ruling: dismissed. The Courier was there.

Money

The Courier's shopping basket.

Bread 196 pfen the loaf. Beer 294 pfen the litre. A day's work pays 29.56 marka. A room costs 103.45 marka the month. The Exchange closed the year at 21,445.20. Bank rate 5.97 per cent.

The War Appropriation this year: 66,770,815 marka. Sixty-three to nil.

The week in the registers.

201 births, 97 weddings, 171 deaths this week. Population 670,174.

On this day

168 years ago. The harvest at Kessel is reported good. Grain is 3 pfen the measure. Report.

163 years ago. The coldest night in 60 years is recorded at Dammsee. Lake Tarn freezes to the middle. Report.

Programmes of the day: the wireless.

Sport

Pfahl. The League of 1975 went to Norrwick Printers. Full table.

ClubWL
Norrwick Printers184
Weinfeld Vintners184
Brennholt Farmers157
Tarnmund Lake157
Marschau Garrison148
Grauburg Fortress139
Reedside Athletic1111
Altstadt Pfahl Club913
Hollstadt Workers715
Vellmar Wardens517
Ostrabruck Bridge418
Kessel Iron319

Player of the season, says the Courier: whoever planted the last stake. Ten out of ten.

The Stars

Aries Do not argue with a carter this week.
Taurus Eat the eel. It is good for you.
Gemini You will hear the same story twice. Believe the second telling.
Cancer The causeway is dry. Use it.
Leo You will be thanked in public. Look modest.
Virgo Count the change. Then count it again.
Libra Buy the loaf, not the cake.
Scorpio Someone is keeping something from you. It is probably a cake.
Sagittarius The road is longer than the map says.
Capricorn A form arrives. Fill it in the same day.
Aquarius The weather turns. So does a friend, briefly.
Pisces Someone compliments your boots. They want to borrow them.

The Courier crossword

Today's crossword

Across runs across. Down runs down. Solution tomorrow. Do not send in almanacs. Fill it in online. Yesterday's habit, today's solution.

Printed and published at Vellmar by The Evening Courier. One pfen. Registered under the Press Act. Casualty figures as published by the War Ministry.

From the Courier's digitised back issues, every evening since 4 September 1871. Reproduced as printed.